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This is the Captain. We have a little problem with our engine.
We may experience some slight turbulence...and then explode.
Created on 2003-05-15 11:13:37 (#1061587), last updated 2009-11-23
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Basic Info| Name: | Jeeezis Spreadable Christ on a Cracker |
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| Birthdate: | 1977-07-07 |
| Location: | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
| Website: | IrateLobster.com |
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captainlaurie@gmail.com BioI'm not a masochist, I prefer "suffering enthusiast."
"Wo shang mei er, mei xin, bian shi tou (I will close my ears and my heart and I will be a stone)" -River Tam
I spend most of my time watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm obsessed with all things Joss Whedon, especially Firefly. I'm a huge dorky sci-fi geek. I make a lot of references to lobsters, partly because I think they're the silliest-looking creatures on the planet. Sometimes I draw stuff. Occasionally I write things that are somewhat serious, but that doesn't happen too often. Given the choices available, I would rather vote for a pot of lobster bisque to sit in the oval office. I say the f-word a lot. I think that 'bucket' is one of the funniest words in the English language. I am attempting to grow up a little, seeing as I'm over thirty. The way to my heart is through inventive use of a semicolon. Plus, you just lucked out, 'cause I'm friggin' hilarious.
Now surlier than ever!
"Wo shang mei er, mei xin, bian shi tou (I will close my ears and my heart and I will be a stone)" -River Tam
I spend most of my time watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm obsessed with all things Joss Whedon, especially Firefly. I'm a huge dorky sci-fi geek. I make a lot of references to lobsters, partly because I think they're the silliest-looking creatures on the planet. Sometimes I draw stuff. Occasionally I write things that are somewhat serious, but that doesn't happen too often. Given the choices available, I would rather vote for a pot of lobster bisque to sit in the oval office. I say the f-word a lot. I think that 'bucket' is one of the funniest words in the English language. I am attempting to grow up a little, seeing as I'm over thirty. The way to my heart is through inventive use of a semicolon. Plus, you just lucked out, 'cause I'm friggin' hilarious.
Now surlier than ever!
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action figure 8, anime, any season except winter, beer, being old and crotchety, being silly, boobies, buffy the vampire slayer, burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, cheese, david brin's sci-fi novels, deep breaths, drawing stuff, dykes, emailing gayporn to christians, emotional availability, fags, fight club, finally going to college, flat mountain dew, freelance petsitting, hittingthings with my cane, hobbitssesssss preciousssss, honesty, improv comedy, jameson's irish whiskey, joe orton's plays, kissing girls, laughing, learning to grow up, learning to take risks, lobsters and buckets, lord of the rings, loving people well, mad libs, mocking jesus, monty python, my awesome cat, my bear, my friends, my mohawk, nary, neighborhood dive bars, neil gaiman's sandman comics, piercings, poetry, porn, punk rock, queers, queers with mohawks, ridiculousness in general, sandwiches, sci-fi, sewing patches on stuff, sex, silicone, smart girls, snarling at people, spanglish, stabbing stupid people, tank girl, tattoos, thatched roof cottages, the butchies, the ender novels, the idea of home, the princess bride, throwing things, trogdor the burninator, tv, two am phone calls, underage vietnamese prostitutes, vaginas!, video games, whispering and roaring, writing, your mom's fish booth
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